

Discussion summary
The FAANG Simulator discussion covers game mechanics, realism, and social commentary, with players sharing personal experiences and opinions.
What the discussion says
- Some find the game realistic and reflective of real life.
- Others think the game oversimplifies or exaggerates certain aspects.
- There is concern about the game's difficulty and fairness, especially for non-US players.
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- Automatic lifestyle creep with promotions? Well, it's definitely not a FIRE simulator.by Calazon
- Are you suggesting that everyone with FIRE aspirations avoids lifestyle creep?by jebarker
- Neat, but font choice makes it extremely hard to read the text on mobile. Even harder when it's under the CRT style screen effect.by gh0stmach1ne
- RAT RACE #1 · ACQUIRED sold the company at 27 · walked away with $13.32M · peak burnout 84%
Gotta go grind out some AI B2B Agentic project now...
by DhawalModi - The hard part for B2B is the sales not tech. You are better off wining and dining a sales guy as your co founder than doing more vibe coding.by Onavo
- “You shipped the Al feature. It is a wrapper around an API wrapper around an API. Stock +9%. You feel nothing.”
Anyone else in the club?
by angrydev - RAT RACE #1 · DECEASED* *dead at 25 · $164k unspent · the on-call rotation already updatedby sscaryterry
- Form HR-1099-RAT · Exit Interview · economic status: locked in Permanent Underclass
- The rate of success of side projects seems unrealistically high. Yeah, I know, it's the YC dream, but even acquisitions where the founders walk away with a few million dollars are rare enough, right?by rgmerk
- I won by just grinding and touching grassby daredoes
- sad reality of lifeby abeyk
- I’ve had dates like that
- I got into YC, immediately got a 6M offer from Google, sold and won.by thomasahle
- Same.
And since I won with an age, company, and title that is literally me right now... Well, I'm not exactly sure what to do with it information but some internalization is in order.
by B-Con - That's not cheating, that's the answerby Muromec
- Game seems to be heavily weighted towards building side projects. If only you could build a single side project without raising any funds and get acquired for 10M with an 80% cut...by xmprt
- this is possible now with AIby abeyk
- Well thats your problem, everyone knows you got to apply to YC to get funded
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by JimsonYang - Yes, I really don't think that such a high fraction of people get purchased for fucking 15M after one year lolby make3
- Really? I did great just alternating between "grind" and "lay low". Retired with $4.8m at 25!
- When thinking about years of work until financial independence, its worth understanding the impact that savings rate has - the fraction of post-tax income remaining to invest in growth assets after expenses.
If you're not familiar with savings rate, here's a simple calculator to help build intuition. The assumptions of asset returns & portfolio required to sustain retirement are a bit optimistic, but it's directionally correct: https://networthify.com/calculator/earlyretirement
You need roughly a 15% savings rate to support traditional retirement age. If you're fortunate enough to create & sustain a situation where your income net tax is a lot higher than your annual expenses, the timeline accelerates significantly.
by shoo - FIRECalc https://firecalc.com/ is another planner with more knobs. It has models for decreasing spending with age.by iboisvert
- One thing I have wondered about these calculations: is one's annual income supposed to be inclusive of all remunerations? You know, things like employer matches in retirement accounts, health insurance contributions, etc.?by hirvi74
- Really fun project, but doesn't take ageism into account, it gets easier the further you get whereas it should get be getting harder in certain waysby pantelisk
- like family/personal time balance... neglect, and you get a message your teenage daughter is pregnant or your son joined a gang. game chugs along...by _sys49152
- Maybe add a non-US-citizen mode where if you are ever unemployed for more than 2 cycles you lose, unless you already have a side project with enormous traction
And if you are a US citizen and get randomly get thrown into a group of mostly non-citizen coworkers they will grind like hell due to the above, and if you don't grind extra hard you get the PIP faster, because you're stack ranked against them
by qurren - US citizen and permanent resident are equivalent for the purposes of this...by jen20
- Your second point is so bizarre. You're complaining hardworking immigrants make you look bad because you don't work as hard?by Sidio
- I don't know if I should feel sad or laugh at the pain at the same time lol.
what a wonderful way to reflect reality for a good population of devs.
you can hack the game i.e real life
1. live in a cheaper location 2. do things that don't scale & do the ugly work
that naturally extends your runway, you don't need to apply to YC
remember the median Pay in the US - is 61800 based on ADP the largest payroll provider.
so before aiming for millions aim for 85K. yeah a far cry from the FAANG wage - but one - you will never get laid off.
85K - you can live everywhere besides the coastal US cities comfortably.
by dzonga - > 1. live in a cheaper location 2. do things that don't scale & do the ugly work
From the creators of how to draw the owl, lol!
by myk9001